Thanks Copakitty for the inspiration 
sorry nan if I pulled a Joe Biden on your question. I can honestly say it was independent. My last question got a whopping 10 stars and was looking for a good flood followup. Copa did the rest.
Hi it’s Vince with Shamwow You’ll be sayin wow every time you use this towel It’s like a chamois it’s like a towel it’s like a sponge A regular towel doesn’t work wet – this works wet or dry This is for the house the car the boat the RV Shamwow holds twenty times its weight in liquid Look at this It just does the work Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn’t drip doesn’t make a mess you wring it out wash it in the washing machine Made in Germany – you know the Germans always make good stuff You can cut it in half use one as a bath mat drain ya dishes with the other one use one as a towel Olympic divers they use it as a towel Look at that Completely dry Put a wet sweater roll it up it dries your sweaters Here’s some cola…wine…coffee…cola…pet stains Not only is the damage gonna be on top – there’s your mildew That is gonna smell See that The most absorb Were gonna do this in real time Look at this Put it on the spill turn it over Without even putting any pressure fifty percent of the cola right there You follow me camera guy? The other fifty percent the color starts to come up No other towel’s gonna do that It acts like a vacuum And look at this – virtually dry on the bottom See what I’m tellin’ ya? Shamwow You’ll be sayin’ wow every time!
Spiritually speaking, did God use a gigantic version of a Sham Wow to clean up after the hypothetical flood?
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OMG swarm did you do that from memory lol.References :
No, but it worked wonders for Noah in the Ark.
"Clean up in Marsupials, Aisle 5!"References :
Sham Wow doesn't work. Hence the name, SHAM WOW. Inspired by the comments that the first testers said – "It's a sham..WOW."
I would know. I got some for Christmas.
FALSE. FALSE. YOUR THEORY HAS BEEN PROVEN FALSE.References :
Not only that, but he wrapped up in a Snuggie to relax afterwards.
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Your reading it upside down its not …sham wow… its… mom ways…Guess they thought sham wow was more butch.
Yes God just threw one out and the flood went away just like that, but that's not all , he also got the complimentary squeegeeReferences :
He came to earth in the form of that guy from the infomercial, and wiped it up in one easy step.
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Hi it’s Vince with Shamwow You’ll be sayin wow every time you use this towel It’s like a chamois it’s like a towel it’s like a sponge A regular towel doesn’t work wet – this works wet or dry This is for the house the car the boat the RV Shamwow holds twenty times its weight in liquid Look at this It just does the work Why do you want to work twice as hard? Doesn’t drip doesn’t make a mess you wring it out wash it in the washing machine Made in Germany – you know the Germans always make good stuff You can cut it in half use one as a bath mat drain ya dishes with the other one use one as a towel Olympic divers they use it as a towel Look at that Completely dry Put a wet sweater roll it up it dries your sweaters Here’s some cola…wine…coffee…cola…pet stains Not only is the damage gonna be on top – there’s your mildew That is gonna smell See that The most absorb Were gonna do this in real time Look at this Put it on the spill turn it over Without even putting any pressure fifty percent of the cola right there You follow me camera guy? The other fifty percent the color starts to come up No other towel’s gonna do that It acts like a vacuum And look at this – virtually dry on the bottom See what I’m tellin’ ya? Shamwow You’ll be sayin’ wow every time!
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this question is only six-degrees of separation away from my original kevin bacon question from this morning.
see!!!! it IS true
amen
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yes and then he patched the world together with mighty puddy and wrapped the earth in a snuggie…
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I think the water sank back into the under ground caverns they spewed out of.
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